Best sex position for your small penis

Abuja – Remember that toy where you had to fit the plastic star into
the star-shaped hole? But then you tried to force in the square...

That’s basically how sex works too, Men’s Health reckons. So here
are some sex positions for your unique (read: odd) penis.

The everyman

If you’re the boring average guy with a boring average penis, then try
the crouching dragon. Let your lady put her hands on your shoulders
and let her wrap her legs around your waist before you crouch down in
a squat for her. Then you grind like she’s sitting in a chair.
If you get it right, she will see more than spreadsheets and ink stains
in you.

The big man

So you’ve got a big one. Congratulations are in order (unless it’s one
of those rubbery fire hose types).
Play nice with that thing. Allow 15 minutes of foreplay for your lady’s
vagina to expand, then allow her to be on top to control how deep
that monster goes.

Hello there, little fella

So you’ve got a stub – that’s not ideal, but don’t worry about it too
much. Have your lady rest her shoulders and head on a pillow and lift
up her butt. Then have her press her thighs together for a tighter fit in
the doggy position.

Read what to do if you’ve got a bendy one at Men’s Health .